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One who spills their dope on the floor then dives into it to find what dope can be salvaged.
Rug diver's are better than vacuum cleaners.
An occupation many black men avoid.
White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.
One that has large amounts of anal sex, gay or straight, just anal sex.
That dude Aaron is a Poopy Diver, hes had anal sex with 3 guys, including his fag roomate.
Someone who scavenges in the carpet looking for small crumbs of meth to get high. they will fight and argue over tiny little amounts, 10 or 20 dollars worth and is likely to smoke the neck of an empty pipe when ur not looking. they are also likely to steal anything they can get their hands on.
I had a digital camera on my coffee table, but some crumb diver came by the other day and now I cant find it.
When you take a shit that has such a huge splash your ass is left dripping wet.
My ass was left dripping with toilet water after dropping an American diver.
There goes Todd Dick Diving again.
Todd Maney is such a Dick Diver.
A person (obviously male or a lesbian female) who dives into alot of muff, diving into muff can include but not limited to:
Fingering
Fisting
Licking
Chewing
Smacking
Look at that guy over there, he/she is a true muff diver