The act of going balls deep into a strippers anal cavity while wearing full snorkeling gear while shouting out to the anti Christ
Dude so I totally gave this chick the bunghole diver last night, and the awkward part was when the cops showed up from a noise complaint
One who spills their dope on the floor then dives into it to find what dope can be salvaged.
Rug diver's are better than vacuum cleaners.
Someone who scavenges in the carpet looking for small crumbs of meth to get high. they will fight and argue over tiny little amounts, 10 or 20 dollars worth and is likely to smoke the neck of an empty pipe when ur not looking. they are also likely to steal anything they can get their hands on.
I had a digital camera on my coffee table, but some crumb diver came by the other day and now I cant find it.
A chick who is into chicks only and especially enjoys channel diving (oral sex).
Did you see that mannish girl with the field hockey stick? Total channel diver.
When you take a shit that has such a huge splash your ass is left dripping wet.
My ass was left dripping with toilet water after dropping an American diver.
There goes Todd Dick Diving again.
Todd Maney is such a Dick Diver.
A person (obviously male or a lesbian female) who dives into alot of muff, diving into muff can include but not limited to:
Fingering
Fisting
Licking
Chewing
Smacking
Look at that guy over there, he/she is a true muff diver
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