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PRE-DIVORCE
More commonly referred to as a Marriage, or getting married but with a variable and inevitable result in divorce. This is usually perpetuated by the female half, or fuck maker, by way of sabotage resulting in the PRE-DIVORCE maturing to a DIVORCE.
One could compare a PRE-DIVORCE to a CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT at a bank, except that rather than the inevitable fixed maturity date of the bank CD, the PRE-DIVORCE has an inevitable variable maturity date.
Also see: fuck maker
“The only way to make sure that little girl don’t make a fuck outta you, is not to let her con you into a PRE-DIVORCE. When the milk is free, never buy the cow!!!”
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The act of running over one's spouse with an automobile, thus effectively ending the marriage; often done to avoid emotionally and financially painful litigation processes.
Rather than giving her half, Tommy decided to just give her the ol' Jersey Divorce.
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When a woman shoots her husband because he got another woman pregnant.
Angela was so pissed off when she found out Phil had knocked up another woman, I was worried it would end in a shotgun divorce!
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The opposite of wedding cake. When amicably splitting, it is customary to provide your soon to be ex with a Divorce Pie.
I brought Jason an Apple Divorce Pie to Mediation today.
A ghetto divorce is when you stay married to someone (but separated) because it costs too much money to pay for a divorce.
Someone asks you if you are still married? You say I'm ghetto divorced. I'm not wasting 200.00 dollars to get a divorce. I'll get a divorce if I ever want to get married again?!
When senior married couples divorce each other after years of marriage
Jimmy: my parents are over 60, retired , and now getting divorced after all these years .
Friend: that's rough. That's a grey divorce, apparently it's a thing when old people end their marriage
Kids who have divorced parents and have to do with all the shit that comes with it
divorced kids have a hard life