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When a woman shoots her husband because he got another woman pregnant.
Angela was so pissed off when she found out Phil had knocked up another woman, I was worried it would end in a shotgun divorce!
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The act of running over one's spouse with an automobile, thus effectively ending the marriage; often done to avoid emotionally and financially painful litigation processes.
Rather than giving her half, Tommy decided to just give her the ol' Jersey Divorce.
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The opposite of wedding cake. When amicably splitting, it is customary to provide your soon to be ex with a Divorce Pie.
I brought Jason an Apple Divorce Pie to Mediation today.
A ghetto divorce is when you stay married to someone (but separated) because it costs too much money to pay for a divorce.
Someone asks you if you are still married? You say I'm ghetto divorced. I'm not wasting 200.00 dollars to get a divorce. I'll get a divorce if I ever want to get married again?!
When senior married couples divorce each other after years of marriage
Jimmy: my parents are over 60, retired , and now getting divorced after all these years .
Friend: that's rough. That's a grey divorce, apparently it's a thing when old people end their marriage
Kids who have divorced parents and have to do with all the shit that comes with it
divorced kids have a hard life
DIVORCE MAKER:
1) (n) Tandem bicycle (bicycle built for two) - Called a divorce maker because once a tandem bike gets moving, the passenger inevitably stops peddling, thus triggering hidden resentment over matters too trivial to mention that build up over time and lead to eventual divorce.
A metaphor for many marriages.
Look over there at how hard he is peddling and sweating on that bike and she isn't even breathing hard just sitting pretty, a tandem bike is nothing but a divorce maker if you ask me.
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