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What Kerry has after either a long day of Christmas shopping or a short day at the brothels.
In three days, I went from $100 to, like, nonehundred dollars.
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The sexual act of inserting the big toe of the left foot directly into the anal cavity, causing an over-abundant use of cuss words. And nose bleeding.
Craig Ferguson was so taken aback by the shimmer of his guest's cocktail dress, that he couldn't avoid providing a congratulatory Chocolate Dollar as a befitting reward for...balls.
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A silver dollar refers to an unusually large areola on a woman. As big as a silver dollar.
I knew Jamie had huge cans, but when she took her shirt off she also had silver dollars.
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Not including Crawfordsville, IN's Your Dollar Store With More, which is by far the best dollar store around, dollar store is just that... a place where you can buy things for a dollar. These things normally break after a week or so, especially their crappy toys.
The Dollar Store's slogan should be 'Cheap in quality, cheap in price.'
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another name for a strip club
"honey, I'll be home in a bit. I'm just going to the dollar store"
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a boner dollar is a one dollar bill that has the letter B written in front of the word "one", which is found on the back of the dollar, and the letter "R" after it, thus spelling "BONER".
Commonly referred to as "boners"
I now get 1 more boner dollar an hour!!
I went and bought some bawls with my boners
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When you're in debt, the money that you earn is not for spending because you still owe.
I can't even afford a pack of gum; I'm negative dollars right now.
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