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to get someone's hopes up, only to be let down
"Bro, I heard Kanye West is giving out free waffles and CDs at his concert this weekend"
"Bro, don't make me nut"
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A way of tellin them not to front cuz they don't know shit about u, know what im sayin?
Aw bitch you best believe I ain't no whore!! Y'all don't know me! Y'all don't know me!
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A phrase spouted by punk-ass n00bs who can't back up their insolent behavior right before they get a tazer to their dome.
stupid n00b: don't tase me bro!
(taze)
stupid n00b: (screamed in a girly voice) arrghhhhhh!
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In reference to Andrew Meyer being tasered at the Univervisy of Florida. Synonymous with "get off my case" or "give me a break." If someone is bustin' your balls, and you want them to lay off.
Mike: "Hey man, you sure are a dumbass for fucking it up with that hot chick last night.
Derek: "Hey, don't tase me, bro! I was drunk!"
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An expression of disbelief; a means of expressing, "don't lie to me, I already know the truth." Rural Southern origin.
I know where you were last night. Don't give me no jazz." "Don't gimme no jazz, I saw you looking at her.
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Phrase uttered by Andrew Meyer at a University of Florida event at which John Kerry was speaking. Meyer, after committing the apparent crime of asking long-winded and potentially rhetorical questions, was arrested by several officers and forced to the ground. After questioning the logic behind his arrest, and asking if he could leave, it was decided by the University police force that the only course of action was to tase him into submission.
Cop: Hey, this isn't a free-speech zone. Either shut your dirty mouth or I get to play with this electro-shock weapon the state was dumb enough to issue me"
Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.
Cop: That's it.
Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH
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Don't try to change me. Except me for who I am.
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