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Doof Muffin

The opposite of stud muffin. A goon. A major doofus. Someone who is terrible talking to or being with a girl. Someone who is not cool or a loser.

Man, Matt used to be super cool. Now he's just a doof muffin. What happened?

Phil will always be a doof muffin when it comes to the ladies.

by PiPeS2011 August 24, 2009

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doof boy

A young male who is just seriously stupid.

Well yes, when Donald was a young person, it quickly became apparent that he was somewhat of a doof boy!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021


Spank The Doof

The new way of asking someone if you're allowed to use their vape.

Hey bro do you mind if i spank the doof?

My friend was going to come over and hang out, but he was too busy spanking his doof.

by Doofspanker June 28, 2018


doof

a person that is the appitimy of stupid.

Jennifer Kunkelman ; Shane Lucas

Jenn and Shane are one doofy couple.

Shane why are you such a doof?

Jenn, you are a doof, don't deny it.

by Tiffy. ;D May 2, 2011

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bush doof

A 'Bush Doof'' is an event where hippies and just down right cook heads head into a random bush and listen to non stop trance for days on end. Copious amounts of drugs are consumed and people essentially doof in the bush. For something to be defined as a bush doof 50 or more people have to be present listening to doof music together while the sun rises.

Hey John how sick was that party in the bush last night, I didnt know any of those trance songs.
John: Thats what I call a bush doof Johnny.

by Maghetti February 4, 2014

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Hilary Doof

A somewhat cute blonde girl, with limited acting and singing ability, who has been propelled to stardom by the Disney Company.

Rana: "Are you going to the Hilary Duff concert?"
Phil: "The Hilary Doof concert? You've got to be fucking kidding me, right?"

by dirtyjeff June 11, 2008

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Bush Doof

Aussie name given to music festivals that take place in a rural, forest or bush location where music of the psy trance an techno genre are played for 2 to 4 days straight. These events are attended by hippies, gypsies and all manor of drug loving people. Is essentially a drug bender in the bush. A large percentage of those in attendance only use there tents to consume ridiculous amount of drugs and then go for a long walk around the festival with no real purpose or destination just because they're fucked and need to do something. Most that get amongst the stages an dance to the music tend to not be seen again for hours. Common drugs found at a bush doof include, but are not limited too: GHB, Meth, ecstasy, LSD, Weed, Ketamine & Speed.

1 -"Did you go to that bush doof over the weekend?"

2 - "Heard the bush doof was off its titts, i should of gone!"

by bunchbiccedcunts May 13, 2015

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