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an idiot who proves himself worthy of absolute humilliation.
Jaron! You douche! You ran over my hand with your car!
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Something like a water bottle, filled with douche solution, with a nozzle that you insert into your vagina and slowly squeeze to clean out the vagina. you use it while sitting on the toilet, in the tub, or while standing in the shower.
you use a douche after your menstrual period, after using contraceptive jellies and creams, to clear out vaginal secretions, whenever you want to feel clean and refreshed.
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Randy Solem's favorite insult.
Randy Solem: You aren't getting married, you're going out with someone. So shut up about stuff that you don't know what you're talking about, you little douche.
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!
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The act of a female having a personal and/or physical relationship with a douche (male). This typically refers a female becoming flirtatious or "hooking up" with a male douche/douchebag.
(see: douchebag)
"I saw Jess douching last night at the club."
"Come'on stop douching and find a real man."
"Are you douching again??"
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An adjective used as an exclimation of extreme surprise when simply saying you've got to be shitting does not suffice.
As Pete was playing Madden he screamed "You've got to be douching me" when his QB fumbled for the third time in a row.
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A person who acts like a dumbass or doesnt have anything really important to say
"How do you make top ramen?"
"omg what a fuckin douche are you serious?"
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