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The ring or stain left on your cock after drilling someone in the ass.
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I was with this nasty skank (your mom) and she gave me a pork doughnut.
Your mom invited me over for a pork doughnut and chocolate milk.
/ˈdōnət/pär-tē
1: Social gathering attended by a majority of females. Opposite of a sausage party.
We thought we were going to pick up some hot guys, but when we showed up it was a total doughnut party.
Dude, it's a total doughnut party here. There's no way I won't get laid tonight.
The process of removing glaze or hardened sugar from a doughnut (often stale) to make them more edible.
These Krispy Kreme's have so much glaze on them I'll be whittling doughnuts before I can eat them.
When you slid a doughnut on your dick and your partner eats it off
Last night my girlfriend gave me a doughnut Dick
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A dick doughnut is an apparatus that prevents extremely long and large penises from deep penetration during sexual intercourse. Deep penetration can cause hemorrhaging, cervical cancer, uterine ruptures and deformed children.
A dick doughnut was designed to protect the lady and to give the gentleman a "balls deep" feeling. When a man wears a dick doughnut, he is able to pound away at his partner's vagina without having to hear comments like "ouch", "too deep", and "don't thrust to far."
Dick doughnuts can be purchased at sex toy shops all over the country. Interestingly enough, an inflatable dick doughnut is available for women who are always on the go and would like to keep one in her purse at all times.
The average purchasers of dick doughnuts are usually petite women, Asian women, and young 18 year olds girls who enjoy having sex with men in their upper 30's who just so happen to have extremely long and large penises.
A new version is expected and will come equipped with a clitoral stimulator on one end with a testicular tickler on the other.
My gf told me that my dick is too long and she told me to wear a dick doughnut so I won't hurt her.
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The game where someone puts his erect penis through a doughnut hole with the goal of putting as many doughnuts on his penis as possible.
Come over, Joe is doing the doughnut challenge.
Joe- Yeah I got up to four on the doughnut challenge.
Jim- Weak sauce.
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a spherical ball of dough that generally tastes very yummy. though it is neither a doughnut nor a hole, it is, in our opinion, the yummiest of all breakfast foods. fat kid paradise if you will. that you should definately go to the store and spend $3 for a box of.
BOB: dude lets go to the store and buy some doughnut holes.
FRED: man, why are they called doughnut holes? they are neither holes nor doughnuts..
BOB: nobody knows, but who cares. they're really good!
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