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12 jelly donuts, 12 strips of bacon, 12 packs of jelly beans and 12 cans of PBR. Called a Jay's dozen bc he uses them as an enticement to get indecently large women back to his bedroom. The trap starts by getting the targeted woman (180lbs min) drunk on the 12 cans of PBR. Jay then gives them the 12 jelly donuts, practically taking them into a coma. He then lays out the 12 jelly beans in a trail to his bedroom. At which point they find 12 strips of bacon in bed. Game over.
"Yo, you see that hog doing the walk of shame from Jay's room this morning?"
"Yea, dude. She was playing hard to get last night, but he pulled out the Jay's dozen. Game over."
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1.A pursuit, native to Southside black youths, the prime practioners thereof, in which each attempts to outwit the other by deriding him with a greater and more prodigious succession of epithehs
2."oneupmanship"
3.Metaphorically-any two(or more) individauls who publicly exchange epitheths or have a public(esp.ongoing) altercation(particularly as a juxtapasisiton descrbing those who have probably never in their lives been on the South Side)
1.The two friends played the dozens.
2.Politician X played the dozens with Politican Y.
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When you stuck your banana (penis) into 12 girls’ donut holes (vagina).
Can I buy a dozen donuts?
Sure, do you want them to chocolate or vanilla?
The number 14. 14 grams is half an ounce, a somewhat common amount of marijuana to buy or sell.
If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.
Customer: Yo pack me up a stoner's dozen
Dealer: I got u g
A flexible unit of measurement ranging between 7 and 11. Originated in the long history of fishers exaggerating their catch both in size and total number caught. when someone says they caught a dozen fish without documented proof of said catch; they caught between 7 and 11.
How many hours did you study for the exam?
About a fishers dozen
Shit man I got myself a Alabama dozen of that sister kisser pack man, thats 37gs of dat kush