A man who is having sexual intercourse with an alpaca whilst wearing a humorous hat.
Could be used in different tones depending on the contexts in which itβs used.
Dumpy McHatFuck? (a question to whom it may concern)
DUMPY MCHATFUCK (randomly shouting this in a large crowd)
Dumpy McHatFuck (could be used to describe a sandwich at McDonalds)
"Shit, that dude just had sex with that duck whilst wearing a silly hat"
"No he didnβt dude he just DumpyMcHatFucked!"
"Can i have a DumpyMcHatFuck please"
"A what"
"a Dumpy McHatFuck?"
"please Leave"
"dumpy McHatFuck?"
"Iβm sorry what?"
"give me a dumpy mchatfuck or i will eat your face"
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A derivative of the word ho referring to an overweight promiscuous woman who wears clothes that she can't fit into, often showing rolls in the abdominal area and unnecessary cleavage. This outfit is worn in the attempt to attract males and can usually be found in cheap nightclubs.
Did Mark go home with that dumpy ho he was dancing with?
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A member of the female gender whose exceptional lack of attractiveness, due to her grossly saggy buttocks cheeks and droopy face, is willing to be sexually penetrated in any orifice in a futile attempt to increase her self-worth.
I was low on money and high on an erection, so I gave a call to Molson's mom, the town dumpy pig.
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Compound noun - A person who refuses to make you a cup of tea no matter how much you ask them.
"Stop being such a fucking mumpy dumpy and make me a tea"
2π 2π
The act of dumping your semen into someone's while playing the trumpet
Me and Sue did the Trumpy Dumpy in the school talent show
1π 1π
Attempting to give the appearance of rapid movement while moving slowly
The light turned green while Ramona was in the middle of the intersection so she did the dumpy hustle on over to the curb.
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