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Offspring also known as fuck trophies.
Wife's twat dumplings are really pissing me off today.
a proud brit that hates the french.
Omg, why if he so anti-french? He's such a sammy dumpling
Taking a dump and it comes out spiral-like; another from of the "squirts" or "runs"
Person one, "I ate the chicken tenders from the 7-11."
Person two, "Wow! You are brave!"
Person one, "Yeah, it gave me the squidy dumplings."
I was getting shower head until I gave a steamed dumpling to my girlfriend.
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The tuskaloosa dumpling is a classic take on the apalachee squeeze but then you finish her off with a memphis mouth wash. Reach around not necessary.
It was pretty good, I got her to give me a tuskaloosa dumpling
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When a chick is on top and riding your dick, then without breaking stride, she takes a shit on your nuts.
Bobby: "How's it going with your new girl buddy, you seem pretty happy?"
John: " I broke up with her after she gave me a Chicago Dumpling last night."
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When you tea bag a person after you took a shit and whiped forward so your nuts have shit stains on them.
Harold was passed out in the recliner so I gave him the durty dumpling.
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