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A planet that will probably not exist in 2, 000 years. I wonder why.
*cough, cough, humans, cough*
See man, are we screwed, if it exists.
Greenhouse gasses, global warming, polar melting, nuclear radiation.
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1. Ground, soil.
2. The 3rd planet in the Solar System.
1. I have earth beneath my legs.
2. Where aliens don't go.
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a sarcastic term to describe hippies or vegetarians/vegans
Guy 1: Hey, look at that douche with the dreads over there,
Guy 2: HAHA, oh god, he's so 'Earth'
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Guy 1: Veggie Burger Please
Guy 2: Shut up 'Earth' Fag!
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The third planet in the Sol system, Earth is a Class-M planet with an oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere. It is the only planet we know of that is inhabited by sentient lifeforms. The main species is homo sapiens, not because they have the largest numbers, but because they are the most technologically advanced. If we manage to develop faster-than-light spacecraft, we will eventually rule the galaxy.
Alien 1: Oh crap, here comes a Earther!
Alien 2: Run for your life!
Human 1: Hahahaha! *gunfire*
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A place where all the aliens stop on their way away from the super nova that exploded and will kill us all in 10 years. We haven't seen it but they have because they can travel faster then light.
Alien kid: Dad, i got to potty, we need to pull over.
ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.
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A big round lump of crap floating in space
Mars - Hey Mercury i need a piss
Mercury - Yah, me too. Should'nt have drank that last beer
Mars - Can't wait for the toilet, i'll just have a piss on earth
Mercury - Same thing
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Earth, n. A destination.
"Pluto wants to get Uranus on earth, Venus."
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