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The fetish of shitting egg sized droplets on people.
Me and my boyfriend Went easter egging last night. It was great.
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Ege-Ela is a nice and sensitive girl you will ever meet. She always makes people laugh. She always makes new friends and she cares about everyone around her. It is really hard for Ege-Ela’s to litter. Ege-Ela’s are so charming no one can resist her walking by. Everyone adores her. How ever Ege-Ela’s can fall in love easily. Ege-Ela loves to be with her friends and family. If Ege-Ela is one of your friends then you are lucky to have her.
Wow isn’t the Ege-Ela? She looks so hot
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Getting ur anus fingered in a slow motion
Oh yeah you did me like a dirty ege
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battyman yard where thers some fresh shiny balhead yute who licks up mandems battycrease in school toilets
the balhead yute who works in enfield grammar egs "wag1 g time for ur blowjob for not behaving in class"
the balhead yute "BIGMAN HURRY UP MANS GOT MORE KIDS TO TOUCH AT 5 PM STRIP UR PANTS DOWN U PATTY"
"the student allow me fam my uncle tickles mans clart in fridays anyways"
the balhead yute "swear????? say no more bossman tell ur uncle to be at yard at friday me and him will do up a threesome and tell him to bring the 20 inch rubber dildo ur gonna be feeling it all up ur batty friday"
"the student allow it u pussyo my uncle will skin ur fat fucking bolohead u neek"
balhead yute "snm g bun taking ur pants down ur holding my fat white corn right now right here u pussyo out here thinking u can chat to man like tht"
When having sex, just as your about to cum, stick your penis inside the girl's ear and nut. After that tickle her nose (precisely with a feather) and wait until she is about to sneeze. Just before, plug her nose and watch the cum shoot out of her ear!
"Dawg last night when I fucked Sally's, I pull the best EG Ear Full ever. It was sick bro!"
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"I Love You" In Icelandic. If you tell someone Eg elska tig it means you love them! Duh, who doesnt know that...
Eg elska tig, Kiersten!
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that dumb Cracker Barrel shit!
Your a real eg no ra moose
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