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Basically, nobody fuckin cares and fuckin get lost you fuckin smartass
Stick it up your ass, Einstein
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Albert Einstein High School is the performing arts school of the MoCo,but also holds a IB program and other crappy programs that students don't care about.Einstein holds the super annoying random artsy kids to the smart, ass holes of the IB program.The school also house the Visual Art Center,a place where kids paint acceptable art work.
J:Hey what school do you go to?
E:Albert Einstein High School (AEHS)
J:Oh cool the arts school.
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This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.
Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.
And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.
If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
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Billie Bertha Einstein Rodriguez Domino (Júimeño) was a popular singer song writer in the 13th century. She wrote and sang top hits like “Mango Tango,” “She took it,” and “Mama Huevo.” She lived to the age 122 and died in the 14th century. Her original family name was pronounced Júimeño, but she legally changed it to Domino because of the petition her Fanclub started, stated that her last name was “too ethnic.” Billie was often considered a symbol of art. Her signature short bob shag haircut was often the stated reason. She had a signature look she gave people when she was “tired of their crap,” referred to as “the Billie Bertha Einstein Rodriguez Domino stare.” Many consider Hana Khan to be the 21st century equivalent to Billie in looks, but others will argue that Hana can’t quite get her stare perfect.
“Uh oh, don’t look now, she’s giving you the Billie Bertha Einstein Rodriguez Domino stare…”
Einstein Line: Common vernacular of regular concert goers. The Einstein line is the front row of the mosh pit where the punters stupid enough to get caught (Hence the sarcastic allusion to Einstein) are mashed up against the security barriers protecting the artists on stage from the audience.
Has recently entered popular slang as the front row at any live concert - security barrier optional.
Wayne: "Woah Garth, check out that chic in the Einstein Line, she's lookin' pretty mashed up!"
Garth: "Like, yeah, she's like, a bonafide honey! Party Time! Let's bring her on stage man!"
When you chill with someone famous and get the surplus dome they pass up
Yo I ended up on Charlie sheens yacht and got some sideline Einstein from his sisters friend.
The place to be
Someone: What is Albert Einstein High School?
Me: The place to be!