chink-eyed

when one is sooooo mutha fuckin high and /or drunk they can barely open their peepers!

Shit man, I was so chink-eyed last night!

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Pop-eyed

When you attempt to blow the ashes out of your weed bowl, and the ashes go in your eye,

Leaving you with one eye wide open and the other one shut and you have a pipe in your mouth leaving you looking just like popeye the sailor man.

Tom cleared the ashes out of his bowl and pop-eyed himself.

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pipe eyed

Pipe eyed is the look and or discomfort one will have while trying to inhale and keep a sharp focus on the dope thats being smoked out of the bowl of a very short pipe or chicken bone

Doper 1: Ok there ya go hit it...no turn it a li'l bit... hit it...wait just sec. wait till it starts to smoke first then hit it...ok now...keep turning it turn turn TURN!! Damn it dude you turned the bowl black as fuck!

doper 2: Sorry yo I couldn't help it, I cant see it. The fuckin pipe is so short i get a fuckin headache trying to see the shit. Feels like I'm going goddamn pipe eyed for real.

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birds eyed

To finger a girl, resulting in fish fingers.

The next thing I knew, I birds eyed her out of it right on the dance floor in front of everybody! The smell wouldn't come off for days!

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Wonky-eyed

Having one eye that looks different,does not shut all the way ,or does not follow the other eye.

Alternative meaning- Seeing double after too much consumption of alcohol.

That wonky- eyed girl over there keeps checking me out!

Kelly was seeing all wonky-eyed after finishing two bottles of wine.

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Tatty-Eyed

Tattooed eyes.
Drunk as a shoemakers boot

He got absolutlely tatty-eyed last night
She had her eyebrows tattooed on (hence tatty-eyes)

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china eyed

The act of smoking so much marijuana your eyes become slanted like that of a person of chinese decent.

Pat smoked so much weed he looked China eyed.

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