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When ministers reluctantly have to kiss their voters’ asses or pretend to listen to them to get re-elected, while reminding them that if they tick the wrong party, their constituency or surrounding won’t get upgraded, or would be given the least priority.
Singapore election is generally a low-key affair, because most Opposition members of choice can’t run—they’re disqualified because of some fine, were previously jailed for illegal public gatherings, or are now bankrupt due to lawsuits filed by some ministers.
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A victory boner one recieves from over whelming joy as their prefered presidential candidate racks up the electoral votes and crushes the election
When my homeboy Trump crushed the electoral vote I got a major election erection! Go Republicans! Yeeeee haaaaaaw!
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(Noun) An election where too many black people voted. See also: "Election Fraud".
Donald Trump: "There's no way we lost Georgia. There's no way. That was a rigged election. I had two elections. I won both of them.”
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The optional choice one makes to pursue an activity that is obviously non intelligent, potentially dangerous, hurtful land clearly not prudent
Rock climbing without a rope is an example of elective stupidity.
Falling asleep the exact moment one is asked to exert effort in assistance of others.
Just as I asked my husband to change the baby's dirty diaper, he had an acute attack of elective narcolepsy.
Someone who gets voted for something just because they are attractive
Man 1: Hey dude Lisa Is our team captain .
Man 2. Fuck her she's just a erection election
A commitment to overturn an election, or make it more difficult for certain constituencies to vote, when the election doesn't go the way you planned.
The Democrats clearly stole that election! That's the only way we could have lost! We need candidates who will stand up for election integrity.