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When you don't know how to use the latest technology, and you just mess things up even worse when you try.
Denny "how do I get this tv thing to play the movie ? I put the cd in it."
Jeff " Man, I swear your electronically challenged!"
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When your mobile (cell) phone is abused by your significant other to ask the four mobile questions:
1. Where are you?
2. Who are you with?
3. What are you doing?
4. When will you be coming home?
Oh-oh I gotta reject this call, it's my electronic tagging.
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Having a cock the size of an electron.
An electron has no definite size and a mass of approximately 10^-34 Kg. Approximately 0.0000000000000000000000000000000006 Kg.
You see where I'm going with this ...
Jimmy's winkie was so small that Felicity described him as an electron cock.
"Let's go poke fun at the physicists for all having electron cocks!"
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Any electronic hobby or device or software that becomes you. One that steals your soul, and rapes you, without your knowlegde. Has rootes in the "rock" form of cocaine
The world is full or electronic crack. Online Porn is my electronic crack of choice.
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When a person has no life, and sits on the computer for hours or hours at a time. They usually think about all the negative things in life. Suicide is thought of. They usually have waves of these feelings. Maybe for days at a time, or hours. And when one wave ends, they happily sit down at the computer and begin to get depressed again. Usually doesn't have a lot of friends, because they always talk about negative things.
REMEDIES: To get out of the house, work out, go to a baseball game, walk around town, go out in the country and get dirty, totally own someone, read the bible.
Dude, Blane had bad electronic depression. So his computer finally crashed from all the messaging he'd been doing, so he finally decided to go outside and find something else to do, now he loves baseball!
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Electronic, or "e"-commerce (ecommerce)is the selling of products and services over the Web. It can transform your static web site into an interactive, dynamic, and operational electronic commerce Web business! We help our customers to establish their online businesses and to sell their goods and services online.
Electronic commerce has rapidly increased over the past few years.
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For a better definition, see E-mail
Send me electronic mail!
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