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Ah shit. Where the fuck do I even begin with this school? For one, you have egirls who are like five thinking they have asses and shit but they really don't. The school's genuine editing is pretty bad, worse then Peter Griffin's 'you have ****' song.
THERE ARE.. So many factors in consideration. Those Duty people are pretty uhh, bad. You could get in trouble for the most bullshit reason. When you're in fourth grade, avoid Ms. I.
is the man named Mr. P. - Don't get me started about him. Homie hated people wearing Backwards Caps, and took them. Man, how the FUCK does Mr. P. have fucking authority like that?? It seems the school staff was desperate for power. It's why I avoided doing risky shit. And when I did, I usually got away with it.
Treated you like a fucking child entirely. Pretty fucking sad. Why treat fucking 4th, 5th, and 6th graders like their 2 year olds? Take them seriously, which they DIDNT do. If you were to walk, just plainly walk to line, you get chastised. They are hellbent on trying to shape you into something you aren't and NOT wanting to be.
What also pisses me off a bit is the fact that they 'help' when you don't need it.
In the end, the schools a 0/10 for me. Sure it looks 'nice' but they are so many factors you needa learn. Most of them are DOUCHEBAGS.
Johnathan: "Yo, what school are you going to after you leave here for sixth?"
Kayden: "Olympic View Elementary School for like a month then homeschooling."
Johnathan: "Good luck, that fucking school's bullshit."
A small elementary school located in Chicago Illinois where boys can pull there pants up to show their ass cheeks, but girls can't wear tank tops. A school where they stopped teaching Spanish probably because no one gave a fuck. A school where a teacher had an affair with the principle, and where if you go there and aren't white, you are 100% whitewashed. A school where during the summer becomes a spot for druggies, hookups, a meeting place for before and after the ledge. A school with pretty shit track teams, and a school that you're only popular if you're pretty/hot. And also a school that hates nettelhorst and bell for no reason. But for good reason.
White girl: omg I go to bell what school do you go to?
Other white girl: omg girly I go to James G. Blaine Elementary
White girl: omg you guys used to have clout, do you wanna meet up there after the Ledge?
Other white girl: omg yes for sure, see ya later girly.
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Basically a concentration camp do not send your kids here unless you want your children to be depressed and suicidal. Better off sending your kid to some ghetto school because the education probably is better since all the teachers are dumb as fuck. The principle is 900 years old and will personally attack ur child most likely. Basically this school is like spending 10 years in hell.
Ew shit this place is like sacred heart elementary school
Ugh I hate school. Bitch stfu I went to sacred heart elementary school it can’t be that bad
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one of the shittiest schools you will ever attend, plus its full of fake ppl who should never be trust haha. also i only like one teacher (literature) the rest can go suck my dick a doodle doo
st brendan (hs and elementary) “omg did you see that on the news st brendan is one of he hest schools in miami like ew false advertisement”
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Das's Law of Elementary Aerodynamics:
When you're trying to impress someone, use big words that neither of you know....like elementary aerodynamics.
Hey dude if your trying to impress that chick, use the Das's Law of Elementary Aerodynamics. Works every time.
Is full of white asshole teachers, and demons known as "pervs". the buses smell like shit, and you must make friends to survive the 10 years you're in that prison. the teachers are strict as fuck and some of them literally have told you they're trying to make the work as boring as possible. the 7 year olds think they're cool and start swearing, the english are dumb fucks and the 6th graders think they have it hard. kids have fake depression and there are so many clubs that you are forced to be in at least ten. this hell hole can be found in Ottawa, ON,CA. kids beg for mercy at assemblies also known as 2 hour long lectures. people lose their pure minds at the age of 5 when you find a teacher on pornhub. thank you for reading.
poor innocent child: hey i go to maple ridge elementary school
random kid: whens your funeral?
Fake depressed elementary schoolers are people who make up fake facts. They would be about 9-10 years old. Sometimes they might be younger than that. Or even 11 years old!
Here are some examples of a fake depressed elementary schooler:
- Change their profile picture to a depressed person (For the girls, it would be gacha or roblox)
- Openly shows how they're depressed (Real depressed people actually hide it)
Alyssa: I'm depressed because I listen to Anna Blue
Me: You're not depressed, you fake depressed elementary schooler