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Sumac Elementary School

An elementary school in Agoura Hills, CA. It is known as a well rounded school, but half of the classrooms of the school are in temporary trailer rooms, and has a problem with abusive teachers. While attending Sumac in the early 2010's, I witnessed a teacher grab a student's arm out of frustration while helping him on a math problem. Another time the PRINCIPLE led the parents into our classroom on the first day of school and affectionately asked the class if they were exited to be in school, all of the kids said yes, while one kid shook his head no. Then, in front of everyone, the principle walked over to the kid, got in his face, and explained that if she asked if everyone was happy to be back in school, he was supposed to agree. She did this in an extremely bully-like, nazi way. And as far as I could tell, the parents couldn't have cared less. But luckily, lots of the other teachers are kind and helpful. Also a bear got on the playground one time I think.

"Half of the people here either went to Sumac Elementary School or Mariposa."

by December 7, 2020


Sandy Searles Miller Elementary School

Shady school with kids who bring drugs every two weeks. One teacher brought drugs and got fired the next day. There were a group of kids from 2014 to 2018 called the Jotos. Honestly, no one know what happened to them. In fifth grade, they all got a class together, poor Ms Daniel. A sub molested two girls in 2017 and these two kids lit the dry ass grass on fire with some glasses and blamed it on a kid by putting a lighter in his backpack. Everyone there loses their innocence by third grade.

Haha yeah I went to sandy Searles miller elementary school...” “omg were the Jotos there?” “You should be more worries about the long ass name.”

by TheRapistOfBikiniBottomGen2 November 27, 2018


Kolmar elementary school

A school where all the flat bitches say they're thick, where all the snakes are, where all the teachers are racist, and where your judged for being late

Yoo those girls have to go to kolmar elementary school

by Tea_sis October 17, 2019


St. Gregory the Great Catholic Elementary School

A place where happiness , joy and laugher goes to die in the town of Oakville which is home to rich old white people. All the good teachers leave and half the students are back stabbing , rumour spreading wanna be regina George's .The education is non existent and the teachers bump up the grades of dumb rich kids to keep their parents happy.With Teachers who are tired of their lives and make an effort to deplete happiness if ur parents plan to send u there I'm sorry to inform u that they hate you.

I have depression

can be rephrased as....
I go to St. Gregory the Great Catholic Elementary School

by December 4, 2021


Hollywood Elementary School

The Gulag

You have died in warzone you are going to Hollywood Elementary School

by Ronald Barbercheck February 1, 2023


Marley Park elementary school

At Marley Park elementary school everyone is fucking stupid and can’t walk down the motherfucking halls by themselves. At marley park elementary we like to vape in the bathroom, and snitch on each other for doing so. Don’t come to Marley motherfucking Park.

marley park elementary school is wack

by dad brown December 4, 2018


Stephens Elementary School

(if you went here your soo lucky you got out this school is so bad if you went there you would want to die and id rather throw up 69 times before all this bs its the worst school and it just might be me but the teachers did not teach me any thing!) ughhhhh

Stephens Elementary Schools stinks

by DAT 2 PERSONAL BOI September 4, 2019