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A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.
Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.
Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"
Trash
Where one wastes their life.
Sooooo muuuuuccchhhh drugs 😞
Let's waste ou lives in elk county and ho no where with our futures
Revealing an already known secret, often in a pretentious way.
Sam: "My inside source tells me President Obama has won the election".
Bob: "You're just letting the elk loose, Sam".
Elk Pro also known as Elk professional. One who’s profession is manually extracting seamen from a bull elk and artificially inseminating a cow elk.
Does anybody know where I can find an elk pro? Asking for a friend.
A man who has the look of someone who has been through war or tough times. He looks tanned, grizzled, experienced, with sinewy muscle, as described by Tim Kennedy referring to senior Special Forces types.
After so many combat tours, my team leader had that "Elk Look".
a urban black male who is popular among the hipster crowd for drinking brutal beers they can't handle, leaning at high speed, and referring to part of anatomy as a chocolate torpedo.
black elk dont give a fuck