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Letting The Elk Loose

Revealing an already known secret, often in a pretentious way.

Sam: "My inside source tells me President Obama has won the election".

Bob: "You're just letting the elk loose, Sam".

by nothingallthatnew November 7, 2012


small elk

A white-tailed deer with extremely large antlers. Another word for giant buck.

Dude, Randy shot a small elk on that mountain.

by braab248 December 7, 2017


horny elk

The process of being penetrated by two well endowed gentlemen while simultaneously using your hand to pleasure the anus of another man.

Brent had his first time getting horny elk’d this weekend by the hot throuple down the block.

by RyC2002 June 25, 2023


Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.

1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.

by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010

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Elk Creek

Same as Stonyford minus the rodeo Plus a Great Cafe!!!!

(Elk Creek) is a country town.

by oneofthehicks July 22, 2009


aaron elks

pretty much hitler

aaron elks you fucking jew hater gas em all

by spankey legs December 11, 2017


Look, an elk!

Something you say to distract people from the fact you just let one rip.

Look, an elk! *Releases bowel gases*

by Jarambe le gortilla July 16, 2022