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When a group of SJW's feel triggered by masculinity, they organize a memegender; that is, they collectively double the dosage on their female hormone injections to ensure that no one in the group will express any overt masculinity. During an emergency memegender, some SJW's will actually castrate themselves.
When Andrew Dice Clay came out of retirement we organized an emergency memegender.
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1) Start by standing up and 69'ing with your girl
2) Continue to eat her out
3) Right before she climaxes completley release her from your grip and watch her fall to the ground landing on her neck.
I was lickin' like mad till I had to pull off an Emergency Landing!
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term uttered by RTE broadcaster Ryan Tubridy whilst presenting his first ever Late Late Toy Show on November 28th 2009.
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Lesbian Emergency refers to a time when you need a lesbian and one just cant be found. Can also refer to running low on lesbian supplies. Occassionally mistaken for 'happy anniversary' which has caused many relationship problems.
'Hunn, we have a lesbian emergency."
'Lesbian emergency! Lesbian emergency!'
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A donut that is purchased in the event of hunger. Usually when you travel and have no access to other food.
"The trip took four hours! Thank God I had my emergency donut to keep me going."
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A pre-positioned blanket used to cover your feet when all other blankets fail to cover that area, usually due to tossing and turning.
Chaz: Dude, my feet were freezing in the middle of the night, last night!
Chester: Dude, that blows, luckily I had my Emergency Blanket!
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A very specific life stage that is often overlooked by our society. The time between adolescence and adulthood- somewhere between the ages of 18 and 30 (the end point is debatable). Because of the format of our current society, things like college and the economy force this age group into a state of perpetual adolescence based primarily on a strong dependence on the income of one's parents. This age group tends to live at home (usually in a basement apartment of some sort) and mooch off of family for food and shelter, but are still responsible for many "adult things", like student loans and cell phone payments.
Dr. Timmy is 28 and lives in his parent's garage apartment. What an emerging adult!
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