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promise-engagement

when you're not ready for the commitment of an engagement, but you love the person so much, you promise to marry them

Co-worker: "OH MY GOD ASHLEY, IS THAT A NEW RING ON YOUR FINGER"
Ashley: "omg I know, I just got it for my promise-engagement !! I'm so happy :)"

by bean daddy December 20, 2016


Dog Engagement Theory

The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.

Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”

Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”

Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”

Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”

Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”

by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024


indian engagement ring

A slang term for hickey used by res kids

"fuck guy ya can't come to work with a fuckin Indian engagement ring on eh? Fuck"

by Macsyourguy June 11, 2020


indian engagement ring

A hickey

"fuck guy, ya can't come to fuckin work with an Indian engagement ring on eh? Fuck."

by Macsyourguy June 11, 2020


Engaging

Like to engage in activities

Are we engaging in a conversation young man?

by Sososossososko February 19, 2020


Engagement impatience

Something a woman should never have to experience if she is emotionally ready and willing to give her heart The person taking her for granted should have a threat present so that they know what they are truly capable of losing by taking for granted. Only a true bastard would do this to a sweet woman.

Lauren: "Why won't he just ask me? He knows I'll say yes. He knows there's no financial issues. What is wrong? Is it me?"
Lynn: "You're the best. Don't let your engagement impatience freak you out. He may not be the one after all. Perhaps Jim may have meant someone else when he gave you the advice with his runes."

by von groovy July 4, 2024


New Castle Engagement

An engagement between a teen girl, sometimes a teen mom, graduating high school and her older boyfriend going into the military so they can both get all the benefits. Common in small towns like New Castle, PA.

Did you hear about Jenny? Her man popped a New Castle Engagement!
Good for her! Where is her fiancé stationed?

by Bsmithyman May 6, 2019