Erie pa

The city that no one know where the hell we are and is mistaken as the Lake. The most miserable city ever even the people living in that bitch hate it there. The city where it can be 90 degrees and 5 hours later it’s 20 degrees. The bitches is wild worried about the wrong things like smoking party and traffic. The niggas are players and spend all their money trying to impressed the next person and rather Fake gang bang than to get a job. They do have waterdameer and splash logoon .A city that got no jobs, school system fucked up and most of all once you in this city is hard to get out moral of the story DONT GO TO ERIE

Him:Did you have a good time in Erie Pa ?
Her: No mom I hated it in Erie

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erie-ite

The residents of Erie, Pennsylvania that hang out around corners, ally ways, the court house, and state Street whom often do and say unusual, strange things.

There's an erie-ite talking to himself in front of the courthouse

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Erie, Colorado

A small town in Colorado full special needs and retarded kids. Everyone looks homeless and musty.

Lets go to Erie, Colorado to look at the special needs homeless people.

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Pull an Erie

When a person gets so drunk they crawl around the house yelling at Alexa to turn on the lights while texting the girl they like to tell her she's a top notch bitch.

My day was so bad I'm going to go home and pull an Erie.

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Lake Erie Lobster

Pronunciation: /lāk , ˈirē , ˈläbstər/

NOUN
A sexual act in which a partner performs oral stimulation on a female partner with a yeast infection, while simultaneously pinching both her nipples in the manner of a lobster.

Origin
Oberlin, OH - 2013

I suppose I should have told my boyfriend that I had a yeast infection from swimming in Lake Erie before he gave me Lake Erie Lobster last night.

The Fort Erie Curse

The curse in which everyone who leaves Fort Erie ends up finding their way back somehow.

I moved to Toronto for work but 5 years later I'm back here thanks to The Fort Erie Curse

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assault and beat-ery

The act of secretly tricking another person into swallowing your seman.

Cindy: "Oh! This chocolate mousse is delicious, Dave! How do you make it"
Debra: "Yeah, Dave, what is your secret?"
Dave; "Oh, I'll show you guys sometime!" (Aside: "Right after I jack a couple fresh loads, you little bimbos!)"

Kirby: "Hey Mike, have you committed assault and beat-ery?"
Mike: "Oh yeah."
Kirby: "Really? When?!"
Mike: "How's that ham and swiss with mayo treating ya?"
Kirby: (Spiting) "You sick fuck!!"

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