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evening the odds

Evening the odds is to jump off a building and into a car that turns into a somehow non-lethal tank in a city thats only filled with criminal scum, an army, a man who hates clowns and wants to kill you, and a man that blames getting his face eaten by a mutant crocodile man with a “killer stick” on you for no reason.

“The City’s Overrun. We don’t stand a chance.”
-“Stay here. I’ll send someone to pick you up.”
“What are you doing?”
-“Evening the odds.”

by The last galaxy March 9, 2023

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Even diplomacy

Even diplomacy :
1. Even diplomacy = Stalemate or deadlock
2. Even diplomacy = equally powerful uncompromising persons.
3. Even diplomacy = unable to reach a successful conclusion

1. October 27:
Khrushchev expresses willingness to remove the missiles from Cuba. Under UN supervision in return for a US commitment to dismantle its missiles in Turkey. Kennedy tells the ExComm that going to war in the face of Khrushchev's offer to trade missiles would be "an insupportable decision." JFK agreed to the terms set by Khrushchev that was Appeasement. NOT even diplomacy.

Appeasement: To buy off an aggressor by concessions usually at the sacrifice of principles

by Alto Michigan May 3, 2009


Rainman-Evening

A unit of measurement similar to a man-hour, but taking place in Las Vegas and involving more hookers.

Note: Rainman-Evenings are typically used to measure how to divide a hotel room's cost amongst several people:

"All right, so Tom, Paul, Jim, and Ben are going to be staying in the DaddySuite for 3 nights, Mike for 2 nights, and "the Bone" is in for 1 night... that brings us a grand total of 15 Rainman-Evenings... Ben, you figure out how much per night that is, now who is next on the hooker?"

by tBCSeattle1 February 27, 2009

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Evening Glory

Similar to morning glory, wherein you suddenly find yourself with a throbbing erection out of nowhere, except it occurs in the evening, largely between the hours of 19.00 and 23.00.

The causes of evening glory are uncertain; indeed, a bout of it can spring up from nowhere. Alike morning glory, it lasts for an unknown amount of time, and can make certain situations very awkward.

One can deal with evening glory in a similar fashion to its morning variety: waiting for it to slowly descend by thinking of old women, in the hope that this doesn't spur it on, or by embarking upon that great beast of a ship more commonly known as sex. Evening sex is superb.

"Oh my goodness, Eastenders is just about to begin, yet I have a case of evening glory," said Sebastian.
"Let's deal with that first, then," said Hannah.

by biddlecombe999 March 24, 2010

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A evening with Victor

A nice dinner consisting of top choice sirloin followed by anal sex with ass to mouth finish completing a fantastic evening

HB: gonna have another "A Evening with Victor" tonight?
Sal: mabye, got mints at least this time.

by hand banana January 22, 2015

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Even more

Said in the place of "pause that" and followed by something even more homosexual.

Hey John, I hate when you look so big from both far and near. John replies, 'even more' I love being big all around.

by Cliffstar November 3, 2010

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Even Deeper

A Nine Inch Nails done off the left side of Halo 14, The Fragile. #8
While this album had a rocky beginning it has gained momentum in the NIN community as a masterpiece.

Do you know how far this has gone? Just how damaged have I become? When I think I can overcome
It runs even deeper..

by Echo Nova January 14, 2021

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