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What your queer friends call your straight friends to annoy them *cough cough*
*Queer friends talking*
*straight friend comes over*
Straight friend: Hey guys
Queer friends run away screaming: Ew-Hetero!
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A female sheep, the name “Ewe” (a noun) is generally used to indicate a mature female sheep and fuck (used as a verb) to indicate sexual intercourse.
Bobby: “I have no date for this weekend and I really need to fuck a girl”.
Bubba: “Well fuck ewe then, the barn is full of a bunch of new female sheep.”
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Funny NED type creature, who loves a bit o buckfast and shopping in Sports Direct's £5 Bargin bin for new Nike Airs'. Loves a raves to NED beats whislt chanting his own nick-name.
Matt: Look at Ewan in his new Nike Airs'.
Liam: Yeah, He's such a Ew-Bo!
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the best basketball player ever. wore the number 33, went to georgetown, was drafted by the knicks, stayed in new york for like 20 years, will soon be in the hall of fame, and currently is an assistant coach on the houston rockets, where he taught yao ming how to play basketball.
yo you see that game the other night when ewing dropped 60 points, grabbed 25 boards, had 15 blocks, and threw it down in jordans face?
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1)To mount your mutton.
2)an inflatable companion.
3)a blow up sheep doll you fuck.
Democrats go home every night to their love ewe.
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when your both disgusted and in shock of someones actions that you both forget how to spell and say this.
it can be used as a formal response to someone saying something cringe.
ex. this post is cringe, thus, ew imagin making this post.
ew imagin saying something that sexual, we live in a Christian household!
A gross or disgusting hockey or video game play
*after you shit on kids in siege*
EW BEAUTY