When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.
*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!
this is pertaining to an interstate in St.Louis,Mo. where people are driving while farting at the same time but as their gas is slowly leaking out of their ass all they can think about is the next produce and porn stand due to the fact that they love carn cobbs and parn where vegetables are involved!
I just carn-holed myself on Hwy. farty four!
Persons that just farts too much.
One kid: My name is finger!
Long lost brother: You finally told me your name!
Other bros: Who is this guy? He sounds farty!
Obnoxiously liberal while being very uptight.
That vegan lady on YouTube is so farty and annoying.
When one is upset at a function or party and kills the mood for everyone near by.
“Why is Cierra being all FARTY right now?”
“Stop being FARTY and have a good time.”
totally uncool, lame, tacky and outdated
Modern farmhouse design is totally farty and needs to stop.