sending some faxes

Apart from the obvious (to send a fax to another person in another location),
To send a fax is also understood as to shit on the toilet!

The toilet paper is been seen as the fax paper, the toilet & sewer as the medium of transmission, and you fill in the blank what the ink will be!

Damn man, I need to shit so badly I'm almost shitting in my pants!

You're planning on sending some faxes?

Faxes? to where?

To the other side of the world, where people will read them! :-)

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All fax. No printer.

When something is so true that it's 100% facts and nothing else. All facts.

Friend: Hey bro, Boity feels too entitled.

Me: All fax. No printer.

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send a fax to cleveland

Euphemism for taking a shit. Often used in a business or formal setting to explain a prolonged bathroom break while maintaining a professional appearance.

Sorry I'm late, but I had to send a fax to Cleveland and it was several pages long.

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only fax no printer

A longer way of saying facts or fax. It is used when you agree with something, or it is undeniably true.

A: Beyoncé should have beat Adele at the Grammys.
B: Only fax no printer!

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sending a fax to cleveland

Taking a dump; pooping

After dinner I will be sending a fax to cleveland.

No Printer, Just Fax

Instead of using a printer you would use a fax machine. It's a play on words and essentially a way of heavily agreeing with something/someone.

Friend 1: Hey dude memes are great
Friend 2: Ikr no printer, just fax

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Fax from Darmstadt

Euphemism for laying a cable or log. Darmstadt literally translated from German is "intestine city".

"I'll be back in 10 minutes - I have to deal with a fax from Darmstadt"

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