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Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.
I think John got some cranial fecalitis!
What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?
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The act of pooping on objects with out being seen. Mostly done solo and in conjunction with a night of hard drinking. Spots hit roofs of cars, ash trays, top of mailbox, counter tops, jean pockets. ect....
Some one took a crap on the roof of my car last night. The fecal phantom struck again.
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When someone doesn't wash their hands after pooping and then puts their hands on your face.
Sally, please don't rub the stubble on my face if you haven't washed your hands after going #2, because you've now given me a fecal beard and I have to disinfect my face.
Fecal splatter is the substance emitted from ones anal cavity. Fecal splatter is no ordinary extrement, as it is a viscous gloopy substance. Fecal splatter emerges from ones buttocks in a similar fashion to "I'm a firing my lazer". Fecal splatter can only be discribed as a most unpleasant experience, and requires an abundance of wiping.
Charles: William, can I draw thoust attention to my unsatisfactory experience within thines porcelain throne?
William: What might thoust experience within those walls?
Charles: From within that very cubicle, from the gates of hell I unleashed a mighty tsnami of feces. Alright I'll give it to ya straight, it was fecal splatter
Raping someone by the way of feces, to shit inside some else's asshole without consent.
You crossed my people so I'ma restrain you and shit into your pooper aka fecal sodomy
The fetal state of a child conceived from anal sex. From its anal birth the name changes to terdling, shit baby or little shit. As an adult they are called Shit heads or Shit for brains. Used as an insult.
Bronwyn: Jenna is a real Shit head!
Noel: Well her mom had a lot of anal sex.. and she was a fecal fetus.
Bronwyn: That really explains it!
A collosal turd passed with great pain after a long bout of constipation. Sometimes resembles a coffee can in shape and size, and is often accompanied by some rectal tearing and the blood resulting therefrom (a sort of afterbirth).
From the groaning, sweating, and grinding of teeth, it was obvious to Brett that a fecal infant was being delivered into this world.
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