Being tired and stumbling (usually after a party), but you're wide awake.
I had federal exhaustion after the epic poker party last night
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A federation similar to Micronesia. it is governed by the following people: RN, RW, AS, MT, AS, FH, BCC.
"Did you see the new laws in the federation of kampei"- BCC
"Yes - the taxes are very affordable" - AS
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A place in the middle of Seattle and Tacoma. Where Federal way highschool is the most loved school and Beamer, TJ, and Decatur are hated. Where every year someone from Decatur dies. Pac highway is like a crack road. Where all the pre-teens think Commons mall is "active". Where the Redondo boardwalk is taking FOREVER to get fixed. and also where rich teens from beamer throw lit parties. Its also getting real bad, where people from bellevue compare Federal way to Tacoma. Also a place where people flex their hondas like its a lambo.
"Hey theres a motel party in federal way"
"Wheres it at?"
"by pac highway."
"yeahhhhh.... how about no."
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Navigating an area dangerously, almost as if it is illegal
Alexander is moving federal right now, for real, for real
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1. Any person who reenacts the Civil War as a Confederate soldier only for the purpose of continuing the Lost Cause myth.
2. A good-ole boy who has no concept of authenticity and historical accuracy when it comes to their uniform and equipment and only reenact so they can drink and "kill" Yankees.
3. Opposite of a progressive reenactor who tries to be as authentic and historically accurate as possible.
Mike reenacts as a Confederate soldier but doesn't do any research about what they would have worn, eaten, or said while out in the field. He just wants to drink and "kill" Yankees. What a Reb-federate!
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A private national bank that churns currency cents to the bill. Not backed by a physical commodity but by your faith you have to the issuing bank.
Man 1: I got a 1000 dollars, and its all mine!
Friend: No it's not, you EARNED that money but you don't own it.
Man 1: Yea, how?
Friend: The price printed from the Federal Reserve on each bill Is the amount you believe its earned.
Man 1: So it's not backed by anything, and it's just printed out?
Friend: Yup
Man 1: so, I can print it too
Friend: Yes.. NOOO!
*Plays Roundabout by Yes*
...To Be Continued
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Plural of federal court. Courts of the federal government notably willing to terrorize defendents who are being prosecuted for income tax evasion.
The federal courts rarely have any sense of justice.
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