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uncle fester

To allow a freshly applied substance (usually a liquid like paint, stain, seal, etc.) to set, dry and/or cure. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.

โ€œTo achieve a super duper finish on your unfinished cabinet, youโ€™ll need to let your homemade finish uncle fester for at least two hours.โ€

by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009

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festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.

I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

by smokin_oil December 7, 2009

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Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester is Kaisa's alter ego, emerging particularly when she has inhaled or is under the influence. This endearing alter ego is characterized by a charming disposition, often accompanied by facial redness and sometimes even dark under the eyes if she had mascara on for the evening.

"Uncle Fester makes a grand entrance when Kaisa's had a date with her favorite bottle of laughter-inducing spirits, leaving behind a trail of giggles and maybe a misplaced shoe or two."

by Attentionwhorenumber1 January 4, 2024


Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.

That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.

by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024


Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.

That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.

by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024


Uncle Fester

To insert light bulbs in and out of your Anus or Vagina

My hidden talent is to Uncle Fester halogen globes

by Cre8ical February 18, 2024


Fester Fuck

Fester Fuck (n): A cluster fuck of a situation that one ignores until either, (a) the conditions of the situation begin to fester like a wound smelling of geriatric diapers and almonds, or (b) it becomes an unmitigated chunderstorm.

That hoarder's place up the street is literally rotting under a 10 year layer of broken dreams and apathy. It is an absolute fester fuck over there.

by Dr. Chunder May 17, 2013