Fizzle-whacker

A way to properly describe an elf prostitute. These are the sleezy, greasy sex loving machines of the North Pole. They particularly enjoy cum guzzling and anal beads. If you’re looking for a slippery slope to “sled” down then go to craigslist to find the nearest fizzle-whacker.

Brad went to the North Pole last week to partake in the art of the fizzle-whacker.

hizzy fizzle

a hissy fit thrown after one takes the last hit of a bowl or bong.

"Bitch, don't throw a hizzy fizzle we'll just pack another!"

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thug fizzle

(a)Tapping it
or
(b)Getting your mac on.
or
(c)Participating in or acompanying in any gangster or thug activity.

My friend is going to get his thug fizzle on this weekend.

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fizzle dizzle

An impotent or flaccid member.

'I took her back to my place but I had so much to drink I had a fizzle dizzle...'

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doggy fizzle

A kid who thinks hes the shit at Halo and Halo 2 but is the complete opposite

Why did Doggy Fizzle just rape himself. I didn't think that was possible in video games.

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Wen Fizzle

The coolest, sexiest dude in da world.

Look at that dude Wen Fizzle

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fizzle baby

when a baby is crying,it is said to be fizzling

*baby crying*"there goes the baby fizzling again"(fizzle baby)

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