The feeling when someone commits a violent act of tomfoolery in your vicinity.
A: Watch me push this lady down the stairs.
B: That rapscallion has made me flabbergasted.
When you have a nasty shit coming but you can’t push it out
Damn bruh, I was so flabbergasted last night that I missed the big game
~your confused/not in the mood
Oh god this test has me flabbergasted
a word to describe pretty people
“omg you look soooo flabbergasted today!!!slay😂”
it has no significant relation to gas stations
just EXTREMELY flabbergasted
"this bitch is so crazy, it left me flabbergastation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.
It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.
"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."