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Floating Hotdogs is a mood or a feeling you get when you are single or recently broken up with someone and you are looking for an another partner but there’s no option or no chance with you being with someone. While you’re having no chance with anyone and spending your time all alone being a sad fuck. All your friends are fucking, making out, touching each other and loving each other. And plus your good looking friend is starting to get more attention by the other gender. While you sit there looking like a potato. And to make things worse your ex could be flirting with other guys and getting more touchy and having more fun compared to you being with your ex.
To make things short, The emotion Floating Hotdogs is caused by you being a antisocial bitch and having no chance with someone while you see your friends in love.
Closest emotions to Floating Hotdogs might include Sad, Jealousy, Heartbroken, Hating yourself, Feeling like you’re not good enough, Looking for love, Forever alone, Still a virgin and Feeling like a potato
I’m a bit feeling Floating Hotdogs today.
It sucks feeling Floating Hotdogs man
Farting into your cupped hand and then quickly placing it over your friends mouth and nose. You can also blow it from your hand onto their face like blowing a kiss.
Carl just gave me the best floating biscuit, it came out nowhere.
The Provo Float is in-between the Provo Push and a Provo Soak. Instead of having intercourse, your boner only slides on the outside of the vagina never entering it. After you get so chafed from doing the provo push you move to the next level which is the Provo Float. You don't put it in, it just floats on top or she floats on top of you. Also called outercourse. The verb is called floating.
Guy: "Bro you were with that freshman girl all night... did you have sex?"
Provo All Star: "Na man I have morals. We just did the Provo Float"
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A full beard worn by a man with a shaved head
Some of Tim Howard's success during the World Cup has to be credited to his amazing floating beard.
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When jizz or a loose condom floats to the top of a hot tub.
My girlfriend's parents busted us when they found the jizz float we left in the hot tub
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when you jack off in a pool and your cum floats to the surface.
Dude, I just got a text to go to a Flick and Float... whats that?
Its when you jack off in a pool and your cum floats to the surface.
Dude who wants to go to that
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A toothpick in/with a cup of water. The sign of a cheap date. This is an older term from the midwest, ask your parents.
"Let me take you out tonight girl. Pine floats on me."
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