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A friend who can get your neccessities if you fall ill from swine flu.
The government recommends that everyone gets a flu pal who will be able to pick up medication for them should they fall ill from swine flu.
A type of flu you get the day after pulling an all nighter of hard partying.
Sorry, I got The Mel flu last night. I can't make it into work today.
Holy shit, you look like you have a case of The Mel flu today man!
Illness suddenly afflicting colleagues who were passed over for a job they thought the deserved.
Succession Flus are seasonal, usually affecting people during yearly and mid year performance reviews.
- Did you see Lyndon this afternoon?
- No... He had to go home to recover from the succession flu.
- I guess I'll have to help Andy move to the corner office myself!
The Jardon flu is a sign of success and intelligence. When you contract it, you'll gain meta-knowledge about the YouTube algorithm. A sign of the Jardon flu is creation of multiple Youtube channels that specialize in a specific category. Patient zero is Jordan Maron the one and only true Jardon.
He got the Jardon flu, he's creating a new channel.
Malaysian Flu is the disease suffered by a business person who has been sork'd (getting 'so wrecked' at a business party) and consists of vomitting, headaches, stomach issues, over-sleeping meetings, etc. Sometimes, the Malaysian Flu is incorrectly attributed to a bad combination of meds and alcohol, but really it's just the result of having consumed way too much alcohol. Named for a business traveler who suffers this condition while traveling on a business trip to Malaysia.
Kirk is suffering from the Malaysian Flu this morning and will not be attending the general session.
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Straight outta Wuhan Province, the cruise-ship-quarantine, pseudo-scourge of 2020.
Cover yer cough-hole, bro...someone might think you've got the wu-flu and lock yer ass in a box for two weeks..
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