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A type of flu you get the day after pulling an all nighter of hard partying.
Sorry, I got The Mel flu last night. I can't make it into work today.
Holy shit, you look like you have a case of The Mel flu today man!
Illness suddenly afflicting colleagues who were passed over for a job they thought the deserved.
Succession Flus are seasonal, usually affecting people during yearly and mid year performance reviews.
- Did you see Lyndon this afternoon?
- No... He had to go home to recover from the succession flu.
- I guess I'll have to help Andy move to the corner office myself!
The AIDS like illness following 2 or more nights drinking more than the recommended 1 Rakia a night. Associated sweats, shakes, anxiety, facial peeling, acidic watery shits and impetigo. Can’t be cured, only delayed....... by drinking more Rakia.
“Look at that poor bastard, Must be Rakia flu”
“Hey Leo, what’s that on your face, have you got Rakia Flu again?”
The Jardon flu is a sign of success and intelligence. When you contract it, you'll gain meta-knowledge about the YouTube algorithm. A sign of the Jardon flu is creation of multiple Youtube channels that specialize in a specific category. Patient zero is Jordan Maron the one and only true Jardon.
He got the Jardon flu, he's creating a new channel.
Malaysian Flu is the disease suffered by a business person who has been sork'd (getting 'so wrecked' at a business party) and consists of vomitting, headaches, stomach issues, over-sleeping meetings, etc. Sometimes, the Malaysian Flu is incorrectly attributed to a bad combination of meds and alcohol, but really it's just the result of having consumed way too much alcohol. Named for a business traveler who suffers this condition while traveling on a business trip to Malaysia.
Kirk is suffering from the Malaysian Flu this morning and will not be attending the general session.
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Straight outta Wuhan Province, the cruise-ship-quarantine, pseudo-scourge of 2020.
Cover yer cough-hole, bro...someone might think you've got the wu-flu and lock yer ass in a box for two weeks..
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