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a brilliant man and musician who understands the way the world works and shares his knowledge through his baldwin.
i'm going to a ben folds concert tonight, it will blow my mind
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Above the fold is used to describe something or someone who is of topnotch quality.
The term is derived from the newspaper industry, in which only the best stories are above the fold of the newspaper.
"Hows it going man?"
"You know, keepin' it above the fold."
Creases in the skin, generally found in larger, obese individuals, that entrap dried skin, sebum and sweat, to create a cheesy, odiferous, smegma. Generally is not noticeable until a fat, flap fold is pealed back.
Roger went hogging and picked up a chick at the bar and took her home. He was pounded her good until she got in doggy position and her flap fold opened and Roger started to retch.
using any sheet of paper, the fink fold is an easy and quick way to effectively hold marijuana, it is nearly impossible for the weed to fall out.
the fold is done by doing a series of simple folds:
1. fold the paper in half (bottom meeting top of sheet)
2. hold horizontally, then fold the right side halfway
3. fold the left side on top
4. hold vertically, fold bottom halfway
5. fold both corners at the top halfway so both corners meet
6. press the edges of the bottom half to create an opening
7. fold the top half into this opening
8. flatten to secure
legit brilliance.
Drugee A:"FUCK MAN i dropped the sesh pape...."
Drugee B:"dont worry man, its a fink fold, none of the weed is falling out of that one"
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When parents need to fuck the shit out of each other, but they can't tell the kids what they're doing so they say they're going to fold laundry.
(Dad) "Hey mama, I'm need to fuck the shit out of you. Let's go fold laundry." (Mom) "Kids, I'm going to go fold laundry." Dad sneaks away moments later.
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Ben Folds was born September 12, 1966, in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. The trio of Ben Folds, bassist Robert Sledge, and drummer Darren Jessee formed Ben Folds Five in 1994 in Chapel Hill. While Ben Folds Five was still together Ben Folds released his first solo album, Fear of Pop. Fear of Pop is an experimental album which few people know about. Including Fear of Pop, Folds has released 8 solo albums in his career. He is known for his piano playing, although he also plays bass, drums, and guitar(on Rockin' The Suburbs). Ben Folds now lives in Nashville, Tennessee, USA and Adelaide, South Australia, Australia.
Ben Folds is awesome.
Also check out Darren Jessee and Robert Sledge in their new bands!
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Another way of saying "100%" or "definitely" Or "can't wait"
Johnny "Oi wanna go to the pub"
Jimmy "fuckin 10 fold, let's hit it"
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