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When a male biped defecates upon the mammary glands of a female biped of the same species. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum and testicles into the fresh feces . The male biped then continues to place his feces covered scrotum and testicles into the females oral cavity forcing her to masticate upon the fresh testicles and feces.
Dude, my girlfriend got really mad at me during sex last night and she started yelling at me. She told me to Columbus Cherry Fondue her. I didn't know what that meant so I just took a shit on her chest, dipped my balls in it and then made her suck on them. That shut her up.
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The act of shitting in your partners mouth, after which your partner sucks on the penis. Leaving a shit covered dick.
Man, your sister is one crazy bitch, she chocolate fondue'd mah cock.
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As coined by the hosts of the podcast It’s a Bit Shit a Cadbury Beef Fondue is the act of doing a poo into your consenting partner’s mouth and then having them give you a blowjob with their mouth still full of fecal matter.
“Aaron, I saw Peter last night! Best Cadbury Beef Fondue ever!”
The act of eating a Twizzler out of another person's butthole. Variations include "The Hot Toddy" where the recipient fashions a straw of the Twizzler by biting off both ends and drinks a hot caffeinated beverage from his partner's anus.
"Were you at the ghetto fondue party in Atlantic City last week? I can't believe Mike ate four Twizzlers out of Kyle's ass!"
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The melting of grundle cheese into a liquid form, often served with fresh cockflesh, guacamole or quesadillas.
I had some fine grundle cheese fondue the other day with some fresh meaty cockflesh.
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When while having sex, one partner opens the other's buttcheeks and begins to suck on the anus. He/She sucks until the diarrhea fills the sucker's mouth. The sucker then smiles and pushes the liquid shit through his/her teeth using his/her tongue.
Bob: We had chocolate fondue.
Joe: With strawberries or marshmallows.
Bob: No silly! With diarrhea!
Joe: ...fun...
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A sexual process in which a man creampies a girl then proceeds to dip one ball into the girls ass and the other testicle in her cum filled vagina. After fully covering each nut with the desired amount of either "white chocolate" or "dark coco" then the deliciously covered gonads are placed (forcibly if need be) into the girls mouth thus finishing of the a tasty fun filled Fondue party!
"Damn, last night Johnny really gave me a delicious Philly Chocolate Fondue!"
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