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A sport played mostly by egotistic assholes.
Man look at how buff I am because of football.
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One of the least skill needed sports to ever be created. It involves no endurance, mentality, or physical strength. Sure you have to tackle 300 pound guys and throw a ball 100s of yards but cmon , if you actually try then anyone could do it. Just get on steriods like all the pros do. Maybe football would be better if they players weren't afraid of getting hurt and didn't have to wear so much padding. compared to soccer, football is like playing nerf with a 6 year old.
A football player tackles a guy to the ground with full body padding. A soccer player gets slammed to the ground with nothing but shin guards.
now tell me which is harder.
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A real sport that world-blind Americans thought they invented and was ripped of by the English, but they were completely confused. Real football is what naive Americans call soccer and football is properly spelled futbol. American Football is a barbaric sport in which one man tries to bulldoze another carrying a leather ball across the field. American footbal requires little or no talent just a huge body and the ability to catch and throw, whereas futbol requires coordination, strength, speed, and agility. So wake up Americans!
American Dude:
Football is so awesome!
British Dude:
Quite, it requires much more talent than the silly American version.
American Dude:
Whaddya talkin about we made football.
British Dude:
Ugh, another naive American, we made futbol you made a version that has almost nothing to do with fee. Do you understand the difference Futbol, or soccer as you call it, came first; football, known as American football throughout the world, is a version for people who are not talented enough for the real sport.
American Dude:
duuu.....
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verb, 'to football'.
Instead of spitting on a lover's anal entrance to provide natural lubrication, a footballer is putting one finger on one's nose to block one nostril whilst violently blowing through the other nostril thus using nasal mucus instead.
noun, 'Footballer'
The completed act of footballing.
I needed to ram my cock up her Gary and happened to have a touch of swine 'flu so I footballed her and then slid in with relative ease.
I did a footballer to ease the process of exploring her poo cave.
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A ball used in the sport of football, NOT A FRUIT!
I love to play with the football Dad!
The word that has created a war between America,Asia,Australia vs Europe
Person 1: Hey let's play football
Person 2: Ok *Gets out American football*
Person 1: I said football dumbfuck!
Person 2: Oh you mean Soccer?
Person 1: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!!??
Person 2: Soccer???
Person 1: *Knocks out American football fan *