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- Dude, did you see footballer saturday??
- I knoww he's so hot!
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1) The most impacting phenomenon in humanity since Christianity. A 'sport' played all around the world. misnamed as 'soccer' most prominently in the U.S.A.
2) Misnaming Gridiron. A lesser discipline commonly misnamed as Football, instead being more related to rugby. A contact sport played most commonly in U.S.A. and Canada where around 11 men were big armors and tight pants and grapple each other in short intervals of 5 seconds. Usually to catch a breather and to show commercials.
- FIFA is a big mafia that has control over football all around the world.
- U.S.A. is the gayest country on Earth, that's why they enjoy their contact sports so much, for instance American Football.
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As most people are aware of the sport football, there is also a pot smoking game referred to as "football" in which a joint is passed in a rotation of people, and when each person takes a hit, they hold it in their lungs until the joint comes around to them again. Recommended for relatively small rotations.
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If you’re American you’re probably thinking this is going to be about the NFL. Well, it’s not. Football (A.K.A soccer) is the most popular sport on the world. People say it’s bad, it’s for pussies, and they talk trash about it. These people just say that because they think it’s so easy. Well it’s not. You gotta run for 90 minutes straight, you have to have great pace and awareness. (Unlike American football when the play stops every few seconds) if you are a goalkeeper, you got to have great reflexes, jumping ability, and loads of other abilities that take a lot of practice to master. Football is a great sport.
Bob: Hey, have you played Football yet?
Bill: Yeah? Everyone has, it’s Sunday night football!!!!
Bob: *face palms
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A bunch of meathead cocksuckers with dick for brains who fuck each other up the assholes and lick wet sausage!
Faggot: I be watchin da football game bruh!
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a game where people are paid to run from other people.
want to play football
sure im white
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