engi-here

A joke using wordplay of the word 'engineer" which originated in the internet game Team Fortress 2

Engineer: The engineer... is engi-here
Engineer: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

captain was here

a perfect and valid reasonable excuse for any random acts caused by consumption of mass quantities of Captain Morgan.
this includes but not limited to, phone calls,text messages,strange photographs,breaking noses,the use of fireworks indoors,deciding that you should run for president, or sword fighting a ninja.

Usually followed by a phone call to your Dad or brother and then requesting someone to give you a bucket, but not necessarily in that particular order.

(phone ringing) dad answers "Hey this is Frank"
Yack : yo yo yo yo yooooooo!

Dad: Yo yo, its 3:30 in the am, what in tarnation do you want?

Yack: I just wanted to tell you that I LOVE MAN !!

Dad : Thanks ?

Yack: No, I mean I LOVE YOU MAN ! Really, I do!!
....... hold on... I think I need a bucket...

The next day
Dad: Damnit all Yack, what the hell was your problem last night?

Yack: CAPTAIN WAS HERE!!!!!

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Here's the thing

The statement said either during or immediately following someones attempt to make an extremely valid point that makes the person stop talking and listen to your potentially much less important and usually unrelated opinion. The best setup to a conversational punchline. Ever.

S- "I've never told anyone this before C, but I think I have an authority fettish because of my corrupted relationships to male figureheads in my childhood."
C- "Here's the thing -I'm hungry. Buy me a McDouble."


S- "...So then the condom broke and-"
C- " Here's the thing -I don't have the funds or the reputation to be a godfather to some bastards bastard child. Buy me a McDouble."

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Almost Here

Debut full length album From The Academy Is...

Released in 2005 from Fueled by Ramen

Track listing:
1. Attention
2. Season
3. Slow Down
4. The Phrase That Pays
5. Black Mamba
6. Skeptics and True Believers
7. Classifieds
8. Checkmarks
9. Down and Out
10. Almost Here

Almost Here is the best album from TAI so far.

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Here's the deal

Joe Biden's favourite phrase

Here's the deal, the fact is that everything his has said so far is simply a lie.

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Over Here

Phrase used after someone else says something interesting, ridiculous, insightful, or annoying. Used frequently on the Sopranos.

Tony: Just catch a plane to Ma's funeral.
Janice: Oh sure, you can hop a plane anytime before all us working folk!
Tony: Whoa, Woody Guthrie over here!

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Leafy is here

The reptilian lord,spreading positive vibes and top quality cancer,we love you Calvin "Hisss!"

Leafy is here is attractive.

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