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A descriptor for a person who has commitment issues but does not engage in cheating or infidelity. A serial monogamist likes the emotional and physical intimacy of relationships and therefore seeks partners who want a longterm romantic relationship. A serial monogamist may or may not warn their partner about their fear of commitment. (Often the partners foolishly believe they will be able to change this about the serial monogamist.)
The relationship may be short-lived or it may last a few months to years, however the serial monogamist is always holding back and if the other partner in the romance pushes at all, the serial monogamist will end the relationship swiftly and often without emotion.
Serial monogamist: I broke up with my boyfriend.
Friend: What???? You guys have been together for three years!
Serial monogamist: I know... I really liked him.
Friend: What happened?
Serial monogamist: He asked me to marry him.
Friend: You're such a serial monogamist!
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someone who enjoys humping Kellog's products.
What's this white stuff on the Corn Flakes?
Oh, no! Steve the serial rapist must have gotten to it again!
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A serial dater is a person who dates for entertainment. He/She will go on new date after new date for the company, drinks and meals never really intending on moving forward in a relationship of any depth. He/She dates like some people watch TV perhaps going to breakfast, lunch, dinner several days a week and likely never a third date with the same person. All for free or very near free.
I went out on a great date with a very attractive person only to find out she did that every night with someone new, because she’s a serial dater.
Someone who randomly urinates in strange places during sleep and while heavily intoxicated, such as: in washing machines, garbage cans, closets, and dresser drawers.. Person usually does these things with no memory of their actions..
My husband is a serial pisser, I caught him urinating in his underwear drawer..
used to replace "seriously"
originates from the movie Serial Slayer
"I cant believe she made out with that guy"
"I know! Serial slayer"
People who unintentually recieve a message that was not intended for them. Or they recieve a message indirectly.
Marlena recieved an email from John to show him how bad the spelling is in an email. He is a serial audience because the point of the email was not ment foe him.
VERY serious about something. Also see fo serial
I'm supa serial you guys!