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1. The company responsible fof not just the best selling Full Size truck since 1979, but also the best selling vehicle of all time,
2. The manufacturing company for the mustang, the best selling sports car of all time.
3. Also responsible for the best selling midsized SUV of all time, the Explorer
Ford, so many derogetory achronyms, but,
Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Ratles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time
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Forever Overheating Rusted Dodge
F*cked Over, Retarded Drivers
For Our Reliable Dipshits
Found Often Returned (to) Dealer
See Mustank or Mustang or Tang
I never bought a Ford and I am a better person because of it. I can feel my superiority over the fools who are Ford fanboys because I have an IQ exceeding 30, and a car that can exceed speeds of 30 as well.
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Car the I would never purchace.
Fucked on race day.
See also: Mustang
That guy with the ford thinks his car is so fast.
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Ford is a smart auto maker they circled the problem....It was the stupid costumer fault for buying the damn thing
I cant figure out what is wrong with my ford?? They must have circled the problem
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For
Old
Retarded
Drivers
Shitty trucks and cars that have been recalled more times than I can remember.
Some dude: I bought a Ford.
Me: Take it back, and get something else that doesn't have a blue oval.
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Friendz don't let friendz drive fords!
i'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford
-Ew u got urself a ford?! you can't drive that give me the keys!
-no u just want to drive it
-i am your friend and i hate to do this but i am going to have to beat u up steal the keys and throw them down the sewers
1 hr later the ford explodes
(LoL)
-thx man u saved my life
-hey, thats wut friendz are 4!
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