Frozen Yeti

This is when you freeze a turd. Then, you take the frozen, hard turd and use it as a sex toy and put it up someones butthole. Or you can use it as a crayon.

John was so disgusted by Mary that he snuck his frozen yeti in the bedroom and used it instead of his penis.

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frozen peas

Hard nipples that are obviously visible through a women's shirt.

Did you just see those frozen peas?
Yeah, she should put a sweater on.

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Frozen Caveman

When at a party, you place a turd in the back of the hosts' freezer, hidden so as not to be found for quite a long time.

Chuck is such a dick. At his party Friday, I left him a frozen caveman behind the Christmas ham.

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fashionably frozen

Looking well dressed
and attractive but lacking cold weather apparel at fall/winter outdoor activities.

Girls wearing t-shirts and jeans shivering at a northern football game in late October are fashionably frozen. (A coat and gloves might make them less attractive to the boys.)

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frozen cup

A small cup of frozen kool aid sometimes with fruit in it. Sold in most hoods by low income households in the south.

It's hot den a mug I'm fixin to get me a frozen cup.

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frozen throne

1. When you wake up to go take a shit in the middle of winter, and the toilet seat is so fucking cold it shocks you into unpleasant alertness.
2. The expansion pack for Warcraft III. Notice how they didn't balance the original game until the expansion was practically upon us.

"OMG NERF CASTER"
"Dude chill out, buy TFT and make Spellbreakers."
"GHEY!"

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Frozen North

The Norther answer to the "Dirty South". Frozen North applies to any city that sees -0 weather on a regular basis, from Toronto to Detroit.

"Yo, you heard about the Frozen North?"
"Ya man, that shit is tight, fuck the dirty south!"

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