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Functional penis is a description reserved for the most excellent, shapely, and satisfying of penis'. In addition to causing immense satisfaction to all users, it is inherently able to get hard on demand, remain hard for significant lengths of time, and has a pleasant aroma and taste.
I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...
The ability to maintain a façade of competence, the surface of which, once penetrated, reveals the individual actually has little to no understanding of the tasks in which they have been placed in control of. This type of employee is of particular concern as their incompetence may not be discovered until they have left the organization.
John excelled at functional incompetence because he seemed to know what he was doing until an audit showed he fabricated all his reports.
A party or gathering that occurs at an Air BnB or some other kind of rental property.
“You gonna be at Brianna’s BnB function? She just rented it yesterday.”
This word defines a certain catergory of people*, who can afford to go to school abroad and go on vacation every year, but are poor.
*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.
“Oh Yusuf? Yea, he goes to school abroad and has a vacation every year, but don’t worry, he’s functional poor.”
when a bunch of niggas with ski masks pullup to shootup a party and leave no witnesses
bro 1: yo bro we out to clear the function?
bro 2: aight bet
(pulls up)
*gunshots*
A type of nerd that isn't easily identified. people only realize they are nerds after prolonged exposure to them.
Ellilta's got her shit together but she's been watching Game of Thrones everyday for the past month. She's a functional nerd.
The condition of being clueless about technology.
She can't figure out how to open her e-mail; she's functionally Amish.