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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.

"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."

by Thatguywiththeoutrageouslyandunessesarilylongname May 8, 2007

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Gab's Question

"Gab's Question" is a psychological term that's infamous for mentally tormenting the subject to an internal state of torture due to comprehending an ethical answer to the question Gab asks. The question is "Let's say, your in the middle of your Mum and Dad, your Dad is inside of you, and you are inside of your Mum, there is but two ways to escape, moving back and go further into your Dad or go Forward further into your Mum". I realize that by writing the question you're subjected to mental tortue and if you have a strong mentally you will continue reading this pondering how I am still sane enough to write " Gab Question" , my sanity is long gone, no one can survive a mere hour after hearing this questions and this questions has a 100% fatality to all have heard it. And the answers is , I am not some subject , Rather I am Gab himself and have sentenced to a demise

Gab: Sigmaton , my patient let me ask you a question that will help, I Gab, like to call this Gab's Question

Subject 001: Why yes okay

Gab:Let's say, your in the middle of your Mum and Dad, your Dad is inside of you, and you are inside of your Mum, there is but two ways to escape, moving back and go further into your Dad or go Forward further into your Mum. Its okay if you need to get up and think.

Subject 001 stands up and walks

Gab : Think Now

Subject O01 walks towards a draw and fiddles finding something saying " Theres only thing that can fix my itch "

Gab : Its alright feel free to use my tools

Subject 001 Puts a shotgun in his mouth and pulls the trigger

by Amoungusliesgoldinthedark February 21, 2024


the gabs

Like the chicken pox but worse.

Oh shit I got the gabs.

by Courtneymariahlinds April 29, 2018


screen-gabbing

the sensation you get when you are in an artsy coffee shop and feel as though you are surrounded by screenwriters discussing their scripts

As Chloe entered the coffee shop, she heard the distinctive murmur of screen-gabbing all around her.

by harrison ford fusion August 24, 2019


G-Gab

G-Gab is only for the ones who came outta gabby pusssay

On bud wen I catch ash ass I’m splitting her shii G-Gab

by GAB SOULJA😈 November 15, 2021


Gabbed

if something bad happened to you

damn it... I got gabbed.

by gaek December 26, 2024


Gabbed

In reference to the shooting of Gabrielle Giffords. A political figure who gets shot dead or retarded can be said have been Gifforded, Gabbied, Gabby Gifforded or Gabbed.

"Oh man, did you hear? Kavanaugh just got Gabbed right in the fucking face!"

by Dunklefun October 15, 2018