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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.

"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."

by Thatguywiththeoutrageouslyandunessesarilylongname May 8, 2007

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screen-gabbing

the sensation you get when you are in an artsy coffee shop and feel as though you are surrounded by screenwriters discussing their scripts

As Chloe entered the coffee shop, she heard the distinctive murmur of screen-gabbing all around her.

by harrison ford fusion August 24, 2019


hockey gab

a hockey player named gabrielle who is thiccc and very dumb and is mainly called a moron or a retard

hey hockey gab”

by Jasminorampu Kunagudw June 4, 2020


Gab's Question

"Gab's Question" is a psychological term that's infamous for mentally tormenting the subject to an internal state of torture due to comprehending an ethical answer to the question Gab asks. The question is "Let's say, your in the middle of your Mum and Dad, your Dad is inside of you, and you are inside of your Mum, there is but two ways to escape, moving back and go further into your Dad or go Forward further into your Mum". I realize that by writing the question you're subjected to mental tortue and if you have a strong mentally you will continue reading this pondering how I am still sane enough to write " Gab Question" , my sanity is long gone, no one can survive a mere hour after hearing this questions and this questions has a 100% fatality to all have heard it. And the answers is , I am not some subject , Rather I am Gab himself and have sentenced to a demise

Gab: Sigmaton , my patient let me ask you a question that will help, I Gab, like to call this Gab's Question

Subject 001: Why yes okay

Gab:Let's say, your in the middle of your Mum and Dad, your Dad is inside of you, and you are inside of your Mum, there is but two ways to escape, moving back and go further into your Dad or go Forward further into your Mum. Its okay if you need to get up and think.

Subject 001 stands up and walks

Gab : Think Now

Subject O01 walks towards a draw and fiddles finding something saying " Theres only thing that can fix my itch "

Gab : Its alright feel free to use my tools

Subject 001 Puts a shotgun in his mouth and pulls the trigger

by Amoungusliesgoldinthedark February 21, 2024


Gab Up

1960s expression slang among Mods for taking time effort & money to get dressed up to look your best.
Mods a 1960s youth subculture who embraced Modern Jazz & Modern style of dress especially sharp well tailored sartorial looks eg tightly cut mohair suits, short dresses & bobbed hair for girls. Mods were working class youth who embraced style as weapon against their assigned place in society, a rebellion of upward aspiration to outdo middle classes less clued up about style. Lambretta & Vespa scooters subverted & customized as a 'weapon' of expression & identity too, as motorcycles greasy & unsuitable for smart clothes. Pitched battles took place Mods & Rockers/Greasers in 1960s seafront bank holiday rallies. The subculture existed from 1963-1969 then again in revival 1977-82, & remains a style even today. Music included The Who, Small Faces & Tamla Motown, & in 70s manifestation The Jam The Chords & Secret Affair.

Wide use as an expression in 1960s, these days in daily use generally confined to those who work in rag trade (often ethnic minority) especially tailors, retail fashion, or Mod culture itself

"To get dressed, something that could take a very long time indeed, especially when you remember the lengths your average mod would go to in order to get their clothes ready for wear. That thing about sitting in a bath wearing a pair of Levi’s to shrink them down to a skin-tight fit, that must’ve taken DAYS." Fraser McAlpine of BBC America

"Gab Up darlin' we're going to The 100 Club tonight"
"I'm not gettin' all gabbed up if we're not going anywhere"
"I quite fancy a day at the races mate come all let's gab up and go to Doncaster for the Leger"

by Thoroughly Modern Zo August 27, 2023


zhino (gab)

A minecraft god.

"omg have you seen zhino (gab) play minecraft?!"
"no who da hell is that???"
"UR MOM"

by tangerineeeeeeeee February 6, 2022


Gabbing

Gab-bing
"Gabbing" (non-formal) is the verb that comes from the acronym "Gab" (giggled a bit).
This verb is used mostly in text when someone sends you something that's funny but doesn't get to the point where you start laughing, so you just giggle a bit (gab), therefore you start gabbing.

-I caught Joana off guard yesterday.
-Oh really? What was she doing?
-She was watching a "How to look skinny in photos" tutorial. I started gabbing instantly.

by Urlocalchav123 August 25, 2023