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A really fat lazy bitch that loves eating once you given him a burger he will destroy that burger he sits around hes moms house in the basement eating chips
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The kind of guys you would shoot twice in the chest if ever faced with a difficult decision. Find your self in a predicament, shooting this man would be your best bet.
"If I had to choose between Pizza and Ice Cream, I would shoot Garrett twice!"
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All you mother fuckers think Garrett is a good guy but nah bro. He's a broken mess of a dude, who simultaneously sees himself as the next phase of human evolution, but also below the scum of the Earth. He is an outlier in society, school, anywhere. Despite that, this bastard is sexy. Blue eyes, brown eyes, grey eyes, fucking pupil black eyes, he looks great according to others. He is also violently smarter that the rest of his peers. To put it in layman's terms, he is essentially a really weird social experiment.
"Yo who the hell drew Loss on the class board?"
"Oh yeah that was Garrett."
A bald fuck who slouches on couches and secretly wishes he could grow super sexy, sexual, pantie-dropping hair.
Garrett sucks at living. Stupid northern star, flashy fuck.
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Garrett is the one everyone gives retarded looks to
Oh, is that Garrett? *gives retreaded look*
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