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A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.
Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.
Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.
All it took to find true love was for me to fashion the gash.
A lady whom attends the library on a regular basis who is pleasant on the eye
Blayne: You see that boomting over there
Ashley: Yes bruv! she is library gash!!
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As a component of do-it-yourself gender-affirmation surgery, to fashion the gash is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new chuff.
Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".
Having spent £6,000 on removing a penis, to avoid a difficult conversation and some discreet tucking on her first evening with Stuart, Susie was prepared for the final stage of her transition. After being reminded that Stuart was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to fashion the gash.
Another term for soccer played by girls, since girls have gashes between their legs.
Rob never had any time for his friends because he was always busy coaching his daughter's gash soccer team.
A filthy dirty sweaty unwashed vagina
Omg I am not going up that!! And you normally charge for it! People really pay to go up that dirty gash.
Phrase used as a reason to back out of attending an event when you don't have a reason
Adam: Michael, are you coming to the pub tonight?
Michael: I'm gashing out tonight
A female aged 20-30, in an attempt to look business like wears a pencil skirt, high heels, and tight fitting shirt. Generally strut about on their lunch hour looking important but we all know they love it in the back door. Office Gash normally ramps up in the summer months for some unknown reason.
John: Jeez!! Dude where have all these women been hiding.
Dave: Tell me about it, the sun really does bring out all the Office Gash!!