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hunt geese with a rake

Describing someone whose super tall

Damn that chick Jay is going out with could hunt geese with a rake

by Logzbaker February 15, 2018

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Good news geese

The positive counterpart to bad news bears; a cutesy or informal way of expressing that some event is/was a positive one.

"I got 100% on my psych quiz! Good news geese."

"Dude, you won that contest? Good news geese for you."

by Skyra September 24, 2008

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Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese

On November 6, 1969, 420 geese died from the ingestion of chicken nuggets. Since then, millions of scientists and medical specialists have engaged in multiple experiments in an attempt to solve this mystery. The only conclusion is that every year on this day if a goose so much as nibbles a chicken nugget, they will die.

Every day I feed my goose Herold a chicken nugget, but I forgot today was Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese, and he died. Tragic, aye?

by RIP Herold November 24, 2019


geese no matter how far or near gums.

An orange color.

Red and yellow make orange, Orange is geese no matter how far or near gums.

by Debskelly1985 May 7, 2023


Geese Baseball

Originated across the farms of Appalachia, Geese Baseball is the act of dressing up geese in mock uniforms and making them play a nine-inning sport. Teams may include pitchers, infielders, outfielders, catchers, and utility players.

Jessica’s never been to the Appalachian region before; we can welcome her with a traditional game of Geese Baseball before supper time.

by gamesforfarmers April 9, 2024


Geese Egg

The act of doing a line of coke off of someone's ass crack

Yo...let's pull out the blow and do a geese egg.

by TEDALDI December 4, 2009


Geese Uh?

When a flock of geese block out the sun and your only remark is :Geese Uh?

Friend 1: Yo what is that blackness in the sky.

Friend 2: Geese uh?

by lordofgrandfathers May 11, 2021