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When someone tells a long story that goes no where. So many words so little plot.
I was just trying to get groceries when this person gave me All length and no girth.
Deep poke little friction.
All length no girth
(adj) Having a shaft and meatus so thick, insertion into a vagina (or similar orifice) is akin to childbirth, but in reverse.
Last night at the bar, I met a guy named Tyresius. Drinks and conversation flowed. One thing led to another and before I could say clitoris, I was being ripped by Tyresius' reverse birth girth. Ooo-la-la. Ouch.
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Typically a man that works in a lumber yard that has a very fat long dick.
Damn Ricky got that Horse Girth
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It’s basically a penis, it’s both wide and long. It can also be a name for a big blue back roller, or it can be the names of tigers. It’s an inside joke not recommended for kids under the age of 9.
Eaton wants to use Lucy’s girth rod to penetrate Josh, even though Josh doesn’t want it for that, he just wants to roll out his back.
Daniel is the pinnacle of an alpha male. With large bulging biceps and dark luscious hair, he is easily one of the most attractive men to walk the planet. Immensely intelligent, he was able to discover the truth... that there is no spoon and that we do indeed live in a simulation, controlled by AI far beyond our current technology. He lives each day questioning his own reality and walking the line between fate and free will. And if the legends are true, they say he once clapped his balls so hard, he wiped out the universe and restored it to a previous version of The Matrix...
Joe Mum: I wish Daniel Girth was my fella...
Its when you take a nap and when you wake up your dick is bigger.
The coach went to take a girth nap and when he woke up his dick was bigger.
A group of desperate teens with an incredible amount of girth but not length
“Jenna the Girth Scouts are here!”